"Tina’s got stage fright."
"I have stage fright?"
"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."
"That explains a lot."
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR. FUCKING DONE. BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.
I lost count how many times in a day where I say “I want to sleep”